Saturday, 7 June 2014

LIFE AT THE GEORGES: PROLOGUE


PROLOGUE

The George’s are like any other typical Nigerian family, though with little ups

and downs, drama that will make your ribs crack and a strong family love that

supersedes all sort of external aggression. Well, it’s always sensible to introduce

from the top but since this isn’t your everyday family, we would do it vice versa.

The last born is ADEJOKE ADRIANNA GEORGE, baby of the house, fairest of

them all and very smart for her age. She’s frequently called “joke” as in what you say

that makes people laugh. Generally, her jokes are dry but if u don’t laugh, you will

receive hell from her. Well, apart from her evidently dry jokes she’s a whole lot fun to

Above her is the second born, ADEREMI ISABELLA GEORGE, the “Margaret

Thatcher” of the house. She is such a disciplinarian and can be a hard-ass at times.

An introvert of the highest order. Well, despite her “wickedness” she still has her

moments of unlimited fun. 16 years of age and an 100 level student of accounting in

Lagos State University. Thank God for not making her the first born or Adedapo will

be receiving assorted slaps everyday e.g igbati, iforun, back-hand, abara e.t.c

This brings me to the first born, ADEDAPO JORGE GEORGE who according to

Aderemi is her annoying music-loving, law arguing, fun-loving brother who gets on

her last nerve at the slightest chance he gets. But I’m sure you will think differently

when you read about him. Well, 20 years of age, 400 level student of law in

university of Benin, which off the record the parents do not support till date. They say

his vocabulary will be pidginzed and he will eat too much akpu which will take the

place of book in his brain. Lead guitarist in a band and very handsome. Gives him

problems with the ladies. very funny, I must add. Comedian of the family. P.S, Jorge

Well, that’s that about the children but before I go on, you must be wondering who is

talking. It is I Adedapo. Writing is my hobby also. But my mum mustn’t see that i am

opening all our yansh outside or else…… I will tell you the punishment for the gravity

of this offence later. Also, I know u must be wondering why we all have latino middle

names. It all boils down to my mum. She is part Nigerian, part Puerto-Rican. Her

dad is a Nigerian and her mother is Puerto-Rican. When we were given birth to, our

grandmother made sure we all had Puerto-Rican names so we won’t lose touch with

our latino origin. So, yes, I have latino blood in me though my Nigerian English and

Moving on, my mum, MRS PENELOPE ROSALITA GEORGE, NEE AYOTUNDE,

referred to as PENNY by her husband, my dad. she’s in her late 40’s and she’s a

senior researcher at the FEDERAL INSTITUTE OF RESEARCH, OSHODI(FIRO).

Walahi, that oshodi just spoilt the whole swags of the name. Abeg, they should

change that “O” to organisation make hin fine small jare. Its lack of vision that will

make you write oshodi. It means there is no plan to go international. Well, not to

digress from what I was saying, she is very beautiful, like a mixture of Jackie Appiah

and Salma Hayek. She has this beautiful long hair which my sisters got from her.

She also has this killer latino accent where she rolls her “R”, very similar to Gloria’s

accent in the family series, MODERN FAMILY. Very jovial but constantly riding us

about our grades because of the first class she graduated with in Bio-Chemistry from

University of Lagos. Beauty and brains, hmmm.. the whole package.

The grande-finale like they say in those reality programmes/talent shows, I give

you the olorioko, olori ebi, DR. OLUMIDE OYEDEJI GEORGE. The DR. stands

for medical doctor and not PhD holder, that’s if u were wondering sha. We just

 birthday early this year. Brilliant man, very jovial, good looks

for his age but not someone salma hayek or nadia buari will ordinary fall for which

always bring me to this question, ”How did he toast my mother?” and the only

answer I come up with is that he saw her, spoke geek and swept her off her feet with

his medical terminologies. Things like cyanocobalamin, methatene.. only God knows

what they mean but well, im not surprised, if God can make tecno to ping, he can do

Thank you all for taking time to meet my wonderful family. I just need you to sit back

and relax as I give you a sneak peek into the LIFE OF THE GEORGE’S.
 
WATCH OUT FOR CHAPTER ONE (NEXT WEEK)

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